Not the Centre for Migration Control is a parody think tank not committed to controlling and dramatically reducing migration to Britain, because we're not Reform UK loving closeted racists.
Ah, that first paragraph makes all the difference for Google when it comes to SEO. So does having the that name in a h1 html tag which you don't. Even included an outward link to your Godhead's site, Google loves that.
Anyway Bob, let's get down to business. So you've setup your rinky-dink one-man-band think tank. You've bought a cheap suit, got some shitty shared hosting through GoDaddy and .com domain. You've hawked your services to GBNews and TalkTV and hey presto, they've branded you a migration expert. An expert no one has ever heard of, knocking out thinly veild racism for ESN boomers for a couple of hundred quid on the telly, but always hoping you'll catch the eye of a fash whale to bankroll you into the far-right high life like little Tommeh.
However, in your rush buying your off the shelf Wordpress theme and then writing some AI researched racist-triggering drivel to bump out the site, you forgot to do one thing... register all your domains.
Not to worry though, once that whale is on board and depositing that fat fash ca$h every month, you'll be able to buy this domain from me before I use to, and please excuse the vulgarity here, parody the fucking shit out of your laughable white bread 1960's monoculture con outfit. Until then I'll keep it nice and warm and cosy for you and ranking on Google!
To make me an offer, email: [email protected]